Someone Turned The Clown In 'IT' To The Cat In The Hat

And it's amazing. Dr. Seuss would be so proud. 

BREAKING: The 'IT' Trailer Has Arrived

No, no, no, no, no, no, nooope, nope, nope, noooope. 

ICYMI: Pennywise Gets What "It" Deserves: A Remake - Amy Brooks

Many years ago I started a particular Stephen King novel, upon a recommendation from my beloved, albeit twisted sister. Well, just 3 chapters into the well over 1,000 page saga, I put it down never to be picked up again. Shortly thereafter, she was the same person to tell me that "It" was to become…