Real Life Clowns Are Losing Work Because Of "It"

While scary movie fans can't wait for the release of It, a horror movie about a killer clown that terrorizes a small town, those who make a living acting goofy and tying balloon animals at kids' birthday parties aren't exactly thrilled.

Someone Turned The Clown In 'IT' To The Cat In The Hat

And it's amazing. Dr. Seuss would be so proud. 

BREAKING: The 'IT' Trailer Has Arrived

No, no, no, no, no, no, nooope, nope, nope, noooope. 

ICYMI: Pennywise Gets What "It" Deserves: A Remake - Amy Brooks

Many years ago I started a particular Stephen King novel, upon a recommendation from my beloved, albeit twisted sister. Well, just 3 chapters into the well over 1,000 page saga, I put it down never to be picked up again. Shortly thereafter, she was the same person to tell me that "It" was to become…