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A serial masturbator with an awkward name has an unfortunate toilet brush incident

A man named Brian M. Bates  with a history of public lewdness was just rushed to the hospital after he had an unfortunate incident with a toilet brush  at a doctors office.

Police were called to a doctors office to investigate a report of  a man exposing himself in front of patients.  When officers arrived on the scene they found Brain M. Bates in the bathroom with the door open and dong in hand...and unfortunately toilet brush handle in backside!

He was arrested and charged with criminal open lewdness.

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Awkwardly named serial masturbator lands in hospital after alleged toilet brush incident at doctor's office

A man with a history of exposing himself in public was arrested after cops found him masturbating in front of women at a Paramus doctor's office, authorities said Wednesday. Brian Bates was charged with criminal open lewdness for the Friday incident at a Ridgewood Avenue office, according to borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg.