Hidden Valley Ranch just announced a new product they're selling for the holidays this year: MAGNUMS of ranch. The bottles have 1.75 liters of ranch . . . which is about six times bigger than the standard eight-ounce bottles.
If you want to buy one, they go on sale on Hidden Valley's website on December 3rd for $25.
The worst kind of snobs are salad dressing snobs. As anyone with *real tastebuds* knows, ranch dressing is the best kind of dressing. Thankfully for some of us, Hidden Valley is releasing a giant magnum bottle of ranch dressing just in time for the holidays. Call it a dumb corporate promotion if you want.