A grandma in Florida was surprised by a nude man on her porch on Friday . . . so she scared him off by popping out her dentures. He ran away and left his clothes behind . . . and the cops tracked him down and arrested him.
A Titusville grandmother opened her blinds early Friday morning, expecting to see her cat on the back porch, only to see a nude man standing there, according to police. Axel Rivera, 28, was wearing a two-piece jail outfit and a pair of flip-flops when he faced a judge Friday afternoon on charges of burglary and exposing sexual organs.