Well this is a logical crime: A guy in Wisconsin who couldn't stop YAWNING went to a grocery store earlier this month and stole a shopping cart full of RED BULL.
The cops are trying to track him down.
BURLINGTON -- Burlington police are looking to track down a man who stole a cart full of Red Bull. He was caught on surveillance leaving a store without paying and he couldn't stop yawning -- ironic! According to Burlington police, the man stole nearly $250 worth of the energy drink.