THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Brad and Angie - it's official. Love is dead. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting a divorce.
CNN CONFIRMS: Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from husband of two years Brad Pitt, a source familiar with the filing. [email protected]
E! cites CNN as the source of the information and she is seeking physical custody of their six kids, but no spousal support.
The pair have been together since 2004, and we can't help but wonder what caused the actual decision, other than of course, that movie they did where they look like they were having marital issues, and just sort of recorded it.
TMZ, of course, was the first to break the divorce, saying "Sources connected with the couple tell us ... Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods."
What that means, we're not sure, but they've chosen to end their relationship with the separation date of September 15.
Emotional ranges of the internet go from "Well, Angie is back on the market," "Brad is back on the market," or "Finally."
Amy Cooper is the type of journalist that when asked "What do you bring to the table," she replies "I am the table."