BREAKING NEWS: Metallica are the news faces for Brioni, an Italian luxury label that specializes in menswear, because when you think of of high-end men's fashion, you think of Metallica.
All that considered, we thought there would be no better way to celebrate this news than by taking a cue from all of those red-carpet shows and mercilessly judging the six ad campaign photos featuring the band. Enjoy!
6. While we appreciate the "none more black" -ness of this photo, Lars' subtle attempt at Blue Steel is rubbing us the wrong way.
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5. Lars...you can either have the hat or the toothpick. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!
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4. While this is a perfectly acceptable photo of Kirk, we just prefer his expressions in the group shots. Plus, the only time a metal guy should show his teeth is...
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3. LIKE THIS! James looks delightfully menacing. Honestly, the only reason why this photo isn't number one is because of the f*cking hat Lars is wearing. Who thought that was an okay accessory?!
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2. This photo of Robert is FANTASTIC! However, it's just slightly less badass than...
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1. This photo of James! The sunglasses, the few tattoos visible and this suit are the perfect combination of high-end fashion and rocker style.
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Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock reporter who never leaves home without her iPod, because to her, there’s something very comforting about carrying around every piece of music she’s ever owned in her life.