UPDATE – 09/14/15 11:35 A.M.:  In a statement to Entertainment Weekly, Jack White said the following about the bar incident between he and Patrick Carney:

“Nobody tried to fight you, Patrick. Nobody touched you or ‘bullied’ you. You were asked a question you couldn’t answer so you walked away. So quit whining to the Internet and speak face to face like a human being. End of story.”

Carney then tweeted the following:

Talked to jack for an hour he's cool. All good.

— Patrick Carney (@patrickcarney) September 14, 2015

So, we guess that’s the end of that, however, we’d still like some sort of comment from Billy Corgan and/or his “dumb ass zero t-shirt.”

For your viewing pleasure, here's a snazzy animated short of this whole drama that has dominated our attention this Monday morning.

ORIGINAL STORY

So, Jack White walks into a bar...

…and tries to pick a fight with The Black Keys’ Patrick Carney.  (No, seriously…this apparently happened Sunday night at a bar in New York City.)

Carney was so moved by the moment that he took to Twitter to give a rundown of the run-in.

So far, White has yet to comment about this alleged incident, nor has Billy Corgan or his “dumb ass zero t-shirt.”

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock reporter who never leaves home without her iPod, because to her, there’s something very comforting about carrying around every piece of music she’s ever owned in her life.